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47614 shinmera Mince Meat Mushroom Pie
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This is a big ole pie and should last for 4-6 portions.
Ingredients
Mushrooms (~300g)
Mince meat (~300g)
1 square flaky pastry dough
Cream
Salt & pepper
Paprika
Tomato puree
Flour
White wine
Peanut oil
Thyme
Soy sauce
Steps
Cut the mushrooms into thin slices
Throw some oil into the pan, heat it up, add the mince meat and some thyme, then stir until fried through. Spread some flour on it, stir, then douse with white wine to deglase, reduce heat.
Throw some tomato puree, paprika, salt, pepper, soy sauce, and cream in there until it tastes nice. Make the flavour really strong, or it won't stick out properly once the pie's all done.
Repeat step 2 for the sliced mushrooms, with the exception of the thyme, you can leave that out.
Again season with paprika, salt, pepper, soy sauce and cream. Once it tastes alright, throw it together with the mince meat.
Stir the mince meat mushroom sauce, add some parmesan and spices until it tastes just right. If it's too liquid, add more parmesan to stick it up. Getting the sauce exactly right with its liquidity is important – too dry and it won't taste great, too liquid and it'll cause problems while baking.
Start heating up the oven as required by the dough. Typically something like 220C.
Spread out the flaky pastry
Spread the filling onto the dough, but make sure to keep enough of a border, and only spread it along on one half of the dough's surface.
Once the filling's on there, take the other half of the dough and fold it over the filling. Then use a fork to press the pie folds together, fold them inwards, and use the fork to press them together some more. Getting it nice and sealed is important or it'll blow out and explode its guts into the oven. That's not a joke.
Use the fork to poke holes along the top of the pie to minimise the risk of the pie exploding.
Once the oven's heated up, throw the pie in and wait the required amount of time. Typically 25-35 minutes.
Especially recommended with some boiled carrots on the side.
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47612 anon sure I'm in.
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47611 gingerale Yes, I shall sign this contract. Your conditions have been agreed upon.
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47610 minty yes hi. you know my email
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47609 Sucky First! I'll sign. As usual, my address is the same as last year as I never know where ill be in a couple months.
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47607 shinmera Stevenchan Secret Santa 2020
Hey! So you know the drill. Please sign up so we can find some light in this hell year. Thank you!
A custom video will come later, I realised I hadn't put the thread up yet but really should, so... here it is. Anyway, yes, video later, stay tuned yadda yadda.
You should know the rules of the game by now, but let's re-state them just to be clear:
Sign up by posting in this thread. If you didn't participate before, please also post your email address or let me know.
Sign-up is possible until 7th of October. After that you cannot sign up anymore, so do it now.
After signing up I will contact you to confirm your shipping address, and I will ask you whom you think has not gifted you in a while. I'll use this information to try and make the match-ups a bit more varied.
Once signups are closed, I will create a list of matches between people. Everyone will get a target they'll have to send a gift to, and of course they'll in turn get a secret santa to send them a gift.
Once this list is complete, I will send you the name and address of your target via email.
You must then create your present. If you have trouble thinking of something, I can act as the middle man and ask your target for preferences. Just let me know and I'll sort it out.
Send your present out before 1st of December. International shipping is always painful and I'd rather people send stuff out early than to have to pay extra for express shipping.
Receive your present, hopefully before the 24th of December.
If you fail to send a gift, or are super late, I will shun you for the rest of your life.
Here's the current list of signups:
Shin "motherfuckre" mera
Sucky "big chungus" hooves
Minty "no shits given" fresh
Ginger "perkele" ale
Anon "fuck costco" mu
Pincer "PinterAttack" attack
Mith "the mythical creature" ent
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47606 minty @anon
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47604 minty half this site watchin' the other half
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47603 minty >>47601
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47601 minty >>47600
not really bune's job. if i'm remembering correctly (it's six in the morning, so forgive me if i'm wrong) he gathers the knowledge of the dead and uses this to make the living who summon him eloquent, wise, and enriched. -
47600 pincerattack >>47598
Will Bune be able to resurrect this dead board?
