Me not being a piece of shit.
HAH.
Now that we got that obvious "'"joke"'" out of the way: I have a "Wishes to Santa" list on my [Trello board](https://trello.com/b/CTRjDxkF/personal). Some of these might very well happen, others are much less likely. Completely impossible things aren't really interesting to imagine for me. If you want to do that, might as well go all out and create a fantasy universe that is much more interesting than trying to ham-fist something retarded into reality.